I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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