Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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