that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So. Much. Porn.
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