the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
