I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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