shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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