oh god the rape fog is back!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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