Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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