i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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