member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You ruined the universe
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