I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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