i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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