Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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