did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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