Just mADE A PArabola og urine
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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