The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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