What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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