even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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