At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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