I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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