And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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