I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
it's great music for shaving your balls
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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