If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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