I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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