...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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