do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Randomize
