Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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