hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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