I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
she smelled like a LAN party
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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