HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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