i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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