i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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