I just made out with a guy for $7.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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