I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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