i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
