we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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