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• (752): View more from California

  What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?

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  I think the two go hand in hand.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night

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• (949): View more from California

  The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs

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• (718): View more from New York

  We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself

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• (631): View more from New York

  I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  "We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.

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• (818): View more from California

  I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.

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