If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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