My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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