at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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