I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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