i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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