Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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