I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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