But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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