Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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