i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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