Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Michael Bay diarrhea
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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