there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
