Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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