Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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