I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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